little big planet is actually happening tonight

actually justin has been laying in bed and snuggling with me since i got out of work like 3 hours ago lol thats what happens when a wife finds her fury

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not having facebook is leaving me so out of the loop of everything.

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smokingweedwithparishilton2:

one time a boy looked at me and my stomach felt weird and tingly and i thought i was in love with him but actually i just had to fart 

i spit up blood again this morning and there was a lot of it so i started gagging and almost puked all over my sink

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